Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The original list of Kimisms

53) Beauuuuuuutiful

52) The waaaaaaaaay back....you guys act like its waaaaaaaaaay back there

51) You know greg that Volvo could reeeeeeeeally use some attention. It's SCREAMIN for some attention

50) Flag's pretty cool huh? You know it flew over the capitol?

49) saWEEET.

48) Dano, talk to me dano, talk to me

47) Okok, let me rephrase myself, what are we doing with these beach chairs?

46) You guys wanna clean up some scooters?

45) Are those your clothes in the warsher?

44) Ice CREAM. Green BEANS.

43) Did you go on that rolley coaster?

42) Th-th-that is a total exaggeration of the facts!!!

41) Egginthemiddleofthebread?

40) Sidewinder called.

39) Ahhhh the short glasses go HERE and the large ones go over HERE!

38) Hey Sadie... where ya been?

37) KC... DIE. (... RIP)

36) This is not the REAL WORLD, ok?They just throw these people together and give them money and film them blowing all of it! The real world is just not like that.

35) Paperwork... phone calls...

34) Who wants a Frosty?

33) I'll be right back. Gotta go upstairs and... get a sweater.

32) Ok. Where are my scissors?

31) Bernie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this shirt.

30) OUT.

29) Gotta go to the warehouse. (in the old days)

28) Talk to me Goose.

27) www.newenglandmobility.com@hotmail.com.net.gov.org

26) So last week, Bobby Fox...

25) Raise the bar! No stops! No stops!

24) Ok ok ok. Let's change the subject and NOT talk about Kim.

23) Where is the mail???

22) To Kim... hey! From Kim! (on Christmas, with a Fox Hop-wrapped box)

21) So Elaine. How's DEREK???

20) Bill Clinton is a womanizer!

19) Quit messing around with the stereo and pressing all the buttons.

18) I'm not an entertainment machine. You can't just push a button and say "hey, entertain me"

17) Pushin' milk, we're pushin' milk guys.

16) Define "freezing"

15) Alli- set the dinner table. By yourself.

14) Guess what Bernie made for dinner last night...... RESERVAAATIONNNNS! Yo!

13) So then I go ALLL the way out to western Connecticut and the lady says "I don't want it" - - so i drive ALL the way back home and she calls saying "I want it!" Ahhh!!

12) Fekete!!!

11) My name... is Kim.

10) Bernie - when are you gonna get rid of all this CRAP? (ie: easter/halloween/xmas decorations)

9) Jumper... jumper... diver, NO! JUMPER! Oh you wimps!!

8) Ahee... ahee-ahee-ahee

7) Greg - did you clean those tires yet?!?

6) Marie! Leave that in Poughkeepsie

5) Can you drop these off at the POST OFFICE? I don't want you to just TOSS them in the MAILBOX - they need to go to the POST OFFICE!

4) Well we fixed the SPA this weekend.

3) Gotta run the ______ (insert: mazda, volvo, van, infinity, maxima, explorer, lexus and... ponty) over to Don's.

2) Who's a good boy! Luck-Luck! Sadie-Say!

1) (In church) So, where do you guys wanna sit?

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