Denials

Kim tried to tell me the other day that he doesn't think he snores anymore... I had to remind him that I can hear his snoring from my room every night, through 2 closed doors, and that I can hear when his snoring gets out of control and thus wakes him up.

the most practical xmas list on earth

Note: "large flashlight" makes the list for the 10th consecutive year

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x-mas list (wish list)

Belt (Burgundy)
Large flashlight
Wallet (just like my current one)
Keyboard pad that elevates the back so it tilts toward me.
Long underwear pants for skiing.
Golf balls
Fix my headset radio when i'm mowing grass!