"Alli! Do you want me to bring any drinks for you for the car ride?" - Kim
"Dad - you know that I have tons of drinks I can take from work" - Alli
"Let me rephrase myself..." - Kim
"NO! I don't need any drinks" - Alli
"What'd you say?" - Kim
"NOOO! I DONT WANT ANYTHING!" - Alli
"Okay well you don't have to shout" - Kim
Friday, July 24, 2009
Packing for Dummies
K "Now, Elaine, when you're packing the car, make sure you maximize allllll the space"
E "yeah, Kim, got it"
K "And you're gonna wanna..."
E "...fill up the tank?"
K "yes"
E "Kim, I think we can handle this"
K "and remember, with that back seat folded down, there's those pockets where you can stick things in front of it" (note: usually where he likes to put food)
E "yeah, Kim, got it"
K "And you're gonna wanna..."
E "...fill up the tank?"
K "yes"
E "Kim, I think we can handle this"
K "and remember, with that back seat folded down, there's those pockets where you can stick things in front of it" (note: usually where he likes to put food)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Can you feel the father/daughter love?
How was dinner last night?
Love,
Dad
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Delish!!! We got beef dumplings and tuna tartar to start. Then we had the pork which was awesome and THEN it came with coconut cake - a HUGE slice! I was defi stuffed by the end!
Love,
Alli
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Good! Better run 20 miles to burn all that off!
Love,
Dad
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Delish!!! We got beef dumplings and tuna tartar to start. Then we had the pork which was awesome and THEN it came with coconut cake - a HUGE slice! I was defi stuffed by the end!
Love,
Alli
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Good! Better run 20 miles to burn all that off!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Scooterology 101 x 4
When asking a potential client their personal deets:
"Ok, how tall are ya?"
pause.
"How heavy?"
"Ok, how tall are ya?"
pause.
"How heavy?"
Scooterology 101
"I don't mean to be nosey - but do you have enough money in the bank to cover this???"
(his question to customers when they are writing out checks to N.E. Mobility)
(his question to customers when they are writing out checks to N.E. Mobility)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Quite a few things just occurred in a conversation just moments ago:
K "What do you guys want to do for dinner? Do you want to order a pie?"
G "Yeah that sounds good"
K "What kind.. chicken and broccoli?"
E "ehh...pepper and onions"
K "Okay, we'll do half pepper and onions half chicken and broccoli. Order a large of that and then a medium ground beef (also known as hamburger) and bacon."
E "ground beef AND bacon?!"
K Okay just ground beef."
E "ugh, gross"
K "Okay, Elaine, you call it in. I gotta run Mike Fekete over to Don's to pick up his car."
E "Wait, wait, wait... you have Fekete going to Don's now too?"
K "What do you guys want to do for dinner? Do you want to order a pie?"
G "Yeah that sounds good"
K "What kind.. chicken and broccoli?"
E "ehh...pepper and onions"
K "Okay, we'll do half pepper and onions half chicken and broccoli. Order a large of that and then a medium ground beef (also known as hamburger) and bacon."
E "ground beef AND bacon?!"
K Okay just ground beef."
E "ugh, gross"
K "Okay, Elaine, you call it in. I gotta run Mike Fekete over to Don's to pick up his car."
E "Wait, wait, wait... you have Fekete going to Don's now too?"
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Mayyyysure
Email chain between Alli and Kimbo Slice:
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Hey Dad!
When you get a chance… can you “mayyyysure” the dimensions of my pub table?
AND – Marianne talked to her landlord and he said he was fine with her moving out –and he would give her her security deposit back! YAY!
Love,
Alli
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I will look at dimensions but help me out, which one is it?
Love Dad
Glad to hear about Maryanna (sp)
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It’s the “pub table” that is in the basement - - - we had it at the house on browns lane? It expands out? Came with chairs? COME ON DAD!
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Now I know, it's the same table as in my office.
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Dad - So what you’re saying is… right now you’re using 2 kitchen tables and a computer desk for an ‘office’. Maybe it’s time to invest in some quality furniture Dad…
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I spent all my money on KIDS! Please pass this on as well!
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Hey Dad!
When you get a chance… can you “mayyyysure” the dimensions of my pub table?
AND – Marianne talked to her landlord and he said he was fine with her moving out –and he would give her her security deposit back! YAY!
Love,
Alli
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I will look at dimensions but help me out, which one is it?
Love Dad
Glad to hear about Maryanna (sp)
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It’s the “pub table” that is in the basement - - - we had it at the house on browns lane? It expands out? Came with chairs? COME ON DAD!
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Now I know, it's the same table as in my office.
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Dad - So what you’re saying is… right now you’re using 2 kitchen tables and a computer desk for an ‘office’. Maybe it’s time to invest in some quality furniture Dad…
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I spent all my money on KIDS! Please pass this on as well!
The original list of Kimisms
53) Beauuuuuuutiful
52) The waaaaaaaaay back....you guys act like its waaaaaaaaaay back there
51) You know greg that Volvo could reeeeeeeeally use some attention. It's SCREAMIN for some attention
49) saWEEET.
48) Dano, talk to me dano, talk to me
47) Okok, let me rephrase myself, what are we doing with these beach chairs?
46) You guys wanna clean up some scooters?
45) Are those your clothes in the warsher?
52) The waaaaaaaaay back....you guys act like its waaaaaaaaaay back there
51) You know greg that Volvo could reeeeeeeeally use some attention. It's SCREAMIN for some attention
50) Flag's pretty cool huh? You know it flew over the capitol?
49) saWEEET.
48) Dano, talk to me dano, talk to me
47) Okok, let me rephrase myself, what are we doing with these beach chairs?
46) You guys wanna clean up some scooters?
45) Are those your clothes in the warsher?
44) Ice CREAM. Green BEANS.
43) Did you go on that rolley coaster?
42) Th-th-that is a total exaggeration of the facts!!!
41) Egginthemiddleofthebread?
40) Sidewinder called.
39) Ahhhh the short glasses go HERE and the large ones go over HERE!
37) KC... DIE. (... RIP)
36) This is not the REAL WORLD, ok?They just throw these people together and give them money and film them blowing all of it! The real world is just not like that.
35) Paperwork... phone calls...
34) Who wants a Frosty?
33) I'll be right back. Gotta go upstairs and... get a sweater.
32) Ok. Where are my scissors?
31) Bernie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this shirt.
30) OUT.
29) Gotta go to the warehouse. (in the old days)
28) Talk to me Goose.
27) www.newenglandmobility.com@
26) So last week, Bobby Fox...
25) Raise the bar! No stops! No stops!
24) Ok ok ok. Let's change the subject and NOT talk about Kim.
23) Where is the mail???
22) To Kim... hey! From Kim! (on Christmas, with a Fox Hop-wrapped box)
21) So Elaine. How's DEREK???
20) Bill Clinton is a womanizer!
19) Quit messing around with the stereo and pressing all the buttons.
18) I'm not an entertainment machine. You can't just push a button and say "hey, entertain me"
17) Pushin' milk, we're pushin' milk guys.
16) Define "freezing"
15) Alli- set the dinner table. By yourself.
14) Guess what Bernie made for dinner last night...... RESERVAAATIONNNNS! Yo!
13) So then I go ALLL the way out to western Connecticut and the lady says "I don't want it" - - so i drive ALL the way back home and she calls saying "I want it!" Ahhh!!
12) Fekete!!!
11) My name... is Kim.
10) Bernie - when are you gonna get rid of all this CRAP? (ie: easter/halloween/xmas decorations)
9) Jumper... jumper... diver, NO! JUMPER! Oh you wimps!!
8) Ahee... ahee-ahee-ahee
7) Greg - did you clean those tires yet?!?
6) Marie! Leave that in Poughkeepsie
5) Can you drop these off at the POST OFFICE? I don't want you to just TOSS them in the MAILBOX - they need to go to the POST OFFICE!
4) Well we fixed the SPA this weekend.
3) Gotta run the ______ (insert: mazda, volvo, van, infinity, maxima, explorer, lexus and... ponty) over to Don's.
2) Who's a good boy! Luck-Luck! Sadie-Say!
1) (In church) So, where do you guys wanna sit?
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