Hotel Kaiser

Email from Kim to Elaine, Betsey, Greg and I


Maryann and Trevor are coming up this weekend and I looked at your/our bathroom and saw Bernie cleaning it. (I think I counted 9 toothbrushes and four tubes of toothpaste) Please, we enjoy all of your visits , but this is not Hotel Kaiser where you come and not leave it the same way as found. Or you can come, do what you do, and pay a mutually agreed fee? It is your call, please let me know as I quiver in anticipation.

Your friendly Concierge service

Bernie and Kim

TMI

Phone call w/Kimbo

"So Grandma was telling me the other day that the pastor from their church was caught in an adult store, with a magazine, in just a disgusting situation. I mean - I don't know why she's telling me this stuff" - Dad

"I don't know why YOU'RE telling me this stuff" - Alli

So my Dad is obsessed with Flash Mobs

"How many flash mobs have you seen?" - Kim

"Uh, I dunno, like 2?" - Alli

"Whaaaaat???!?!?!?! There's like at LEAST 30 of them on the internet!" - Kim

2-4! on the arm! red ball!

"tight in the chest, loose in the stomach"

the ref shoe that started it all

Voicemail in its entirety from Kim today:

"I'M NOT LEAVING A MESSAGE."

What to do when you're bored

"Oh yea Alli - - - if you want to get cheap Broadway tickets just wait in that ticket line in Times Square. You could have one person wait in line and the other person could go to a store, take a nap, go to the bathroom... well that's at least what I would do"

"I don't deal in hypotheticals"