"I don't deal in hypotheticals"

Life Lessons

"That's just the nature of the beast"
-Kim Kaiser re: automobiles

Live Lessons in Advertising & Saving Money

"I just got a subscription to Business Week" - Alli
"Wait, wait, something you have to REMEMBER is that you should wait until the LAST MINUTE to purchase a subscription - because they lower the price!" - Kim
"Ok Dad - good call" - Alli
"Because, I don't know if you know this, but publishers don't make money on subscriptions, they make money on the ADVERTISING IN THEM! So the more people that buy subscriptions, the more money they'll make in advertising" - Kim
"Dad - I'm not a ruh-tard - I work in ONLINE ADVERTISING - In fact, I work for a PUBLISHER - I understand how it works" - Alli

Text Kim, he LOVES it

Texts exchanged between Kim and myself today

E: my car started!
K: great
E: game tomorrow is on espn... I've got miller lites chilling in the fridge
K: awesome
E: beaUUUUtiful
K: lma

*Note: lma = leave me alone

Quiznos slash Male Strip Club

"Where did you get those utensils? Oh I know - you got those back at GIGALOS!"



Gigalos = Quiznos

Typical car ride w/Dad

"Alli - do you know who left that book in the backseat?" - KJK
"No idea" - Alli

...
30 mins later
...

"Alli! Whose book is that back there?" - KJK
"Again Dad, I have no idea" - Alli

...
45 mins later
...

"Alli! You see that book? Whose is it!???" - KJK
"Seriously Dad? This is now the third time you've asked..." - Alli
"Oh, yea, I forgot" - KJK
...
"But do you know whose it is???" - KJK

FEKETE!

I asked Dad when he first met Mike Fekete... his response:

"I was passing by him having a yard sale on Upper Mountain Road - - - yeaaa dawggg! That was FUNNY!"


Upper Mountain Road = ski trail at Okemo
Yard Sale = term when someone falls and all their ski/snowboard equipment comes off
Yea Dawg = Dad's new favorite phrase