"I Love You, Iced Tea" By Kim Kaiser

I love You, Iced Tea
Since the day I was young
You’ve tickled my tongue,
In the warmest of all summer days.

You quench my thirst
And give me a burst,
But I guess that’s your natural way.

Now I sit down
To have me a glass
But something just seems off.

I look around,
And there it is,
That magical, magical pink stuff.

You set me free
And let me be me,
And for this, I love you,
My love, iced tea

"Leaves" By Kim Kaiser

You vile weed,
For you are no friend.
I blow you to the woods,
Again and again.

You sneak in my car,
You attach to my dog.
You litter the drive,
And the gutters you clog.

I blow you away
And I constantly sweep
No time to eat,
No time to sleep.

For I must remain
One step ahead.
If I drag just a little
I’m better off dead.

Sleepless nights,
I think of your fate.
Waiting for dawn,
On my mower I wait.

No DOUBT!

Kim: "Well let's just try to keep that on the QT"
Alli: "The QT? What's the QT?"
Kim: "Uh... Qui-et. The Quiet!"
Alli: "Did you meant to say DL? As in Down Low?"
Kim: "Yea! Let's keep it on the DL DAWWWGGG!"

One Large Vanilla Cone Please

Post 'extra meat filled lobster rolls' at Capt Scott's

"Guess where we're going NEXT? MICHAEL'S for some ICCEEE CREAAAMMMM!!! YEAA DAWWGGG!! (insert fist pump)" - Kim J. Kaiser

To Kim, there's no such thing as a "missed call"

I call Dad from the Rockies game. He picks up and shouts "ALLI! I'm driving down the road right now with an ice cream cone in one hand and the other with my cell phone - I'm, I'm just gonna have to call you back OKAY???"

Yeah dawg!!!

Bill: Went to the Sox game with your mom and Kimbo on Friday.

Bill: Well if you ever want to see Kim get really happy, buy him a helmet full of ice cream. He was pumped.

UPDATE

Kim comes into my room "I figured instead of emailing I'd take a walk down here" ya know, all the way down the hallway from his room to mine.

Then the killer: "I think I'm going to take Sunday out."