UPDATE

Kim comes into my room "I figured instead of emailing I'd take a walk down here" ya know, all the way down the hallway from his room to mine.

Then the killer: "I think I'm going to take Sunday out."

What is he going to do when I move out? Actually hire a secretary?

"Elaine, can you make me a new schedule. The one I've got has allll these black marks on it. I mean, I I I I can't see anything!" He then pulls out his old schedule...
"See allll this (he's now pointing to each black spot) here and here and here. It's.. ugh.. it's just no good."

So I make him his new weekly schedule, Monday thru Saturday just like the old one, and email it to him to see if it's okay because I KNOW there is going to be something he wants to change about it (and this is after I asked him to sketch me out what he wanted and he refused).

His email response back: "Do they have a Sunday?"

Who is they?!

Typical Phone Convo

Well Alli, thanks for calling I appreciate it... And I REALLY appreciate that you called when there wasn't any GARBAGE noise in the background. So I guess I'll uh... I'll see ya when I see ya!!

Internet prowess

A recent series of emails about his website:

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Betsey --> Kim
Do you use the same email for the website (xxxxx@yahoo.com) or do you have a separate one for new england mobility? we're fixing the contact form, which i think is why your number of emails went down. let me know today if possible!

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Kim --> Betsey
Do not know if I have a separate e-mail address. I thought newenglandmobility.net no?

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Betsey --> Kim
But you said that you weren't getting a lot of emails from the website... so what email account were you checking to know whether or not emails were coming in?

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Kim --> Betsey
Is newenglandmobility.net an e-mail address? If so I have been getting very few e-mails.

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Betsey --> Kim
www.newenglandmobility.net is your website, not your email address. did emails from interested clients come into your xxxxx@yahoo.com or do you have a different one that's like, newenglandmobility@hotmail.com or something? conclusion: when you check your emails do you only check xxxxx@yahoo.com or is there another account that you only have for emails from the website?

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Kim --> Betsey

The only e-mail that I check is xxxxx@yahoo.com

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Betsey --> Kim
ok

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Kim --> Betsey
Sorry about all the confusion but consider who you are dealing with... An imbecile

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Denials

Kim tried to tell me the other day that he doesn't think he snores anymore... I had to remind him that I can hear his snoring from my room every night, through 2 closed doors, and that I can hear when his snoring gets out of control and thus wakes him up.

the most practical xmas list on earth

Note: "large flashlight" makes the list for the 10th consecutive year

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x-mas list (wish list)

Belt (Burgundy)
Large flashlight
Wallet (just like my current one)
Keyboard pad that elevates the back so it tilts toward me.
Long underwear pants for skiing.
Golf balls
Fix my headset radio when i'm mowing grass!

I'm going down to visit Grandma and grandpa tomorrow, probably be there till wed. Have you heard of Gino's 780 Lexington Ave and 61st? Saw Posto near you and rated pretty good. What about Hotel 17? Heard of that one? What about Ess-a-bagel 359 1st ave? Any good? I know...I know...I know...A lot of questions, and if you forward this to anyone you will not get another e-mail from me! This is the only way to communicate with you as you don't answer your phone.

Love Dad



FYI:

Hotel 17 = is an actual hotel, not a restaurant
Ess-A-Bagel = a walk-in bagel shop