Denials

Kim tried to tell me the other day that he doesn't think he snores anymore... I had to remind him that I can hear his snoring from my room every night, through 2 closed doors, and that I can hear when his snoring gets out of control and thus wakes him up.

the most practical xmas list on earth

Note: "large flashlight" makes the list for the 10th consecutive year

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x-mas list (wish list)

Belt (Burgundy)
Large flashlight
Wallet (just like my current one)
Keyboard pad that elevates the back so it tilts toward me.
Long underwear pants for skiing.
Golf balls
Fix my headset radio when i'm mowing grass!

I'm going down to visit Grandma and grandpa tomorrow, probably be there till wed. Have you heard of Gino's 780 Lexington Ave and 61st? Saw Posto near you and rated pretty good. What about Hotel 17? Heard of that one? What about Ess-a-bagel 359 1st ave? Any good? I know...I know...I know...A lot of questions, and if you forward this to anyone you will not get another e-mail from me! This is the only way to communicate with you as you don't answer your phone.

Love Dad



FYI:

Hotel 17 = is an actual hotel, not a restaurant
Ess-A-Bagel = a walk-in bagel shop

Budgeting 101

"The important thing Alli - is to live BELOW your MEANS"

Kim John Deere

A little darkness won't stop him from his favorite hobby

"I've got a 6-pack of whoopass with your name on it"

Mistakes

"I've only made one mistake this year... wanna know what it is? I thought I made a mistake but I really didn't." (repeat at least 10 times/year with clever chuckle of satisfaction each time)