Always close, never quite there

"Hey Elaine does the cd player work on that uhh bangbox?"
"You mean boom box?"

"Elaine, what's the name of the restaurant you work at, Crash?"
"Boom"

Eeeeemail

Allison: "Dad can you email me everyone's address in the Kaiser fam?"

Dad: "So Amy, Sarah, Chris..."

Allison: "YES Dad - like I said, EVERYONE. No need to list them off"

Dad: "Ok Alli. How do I do that?"

Allison: "Just copy and paste them into the content of the email"

Dad: "Um... okay..."



2 hours later - I TEXTED Uncle Chris to get the job done. Have yet to receive anything from Pop Diggs.

these are a few of his favorite things...

Manning the Grill








Popcorn









Shelties







Mowing the lawn










Iced Tea











Hoosiers











Freezer mugs












Spray Butter












Cell Phone & Snazzy Belt Clip










Gummy Colas









Egg in the middle of the bread












Saving Money








Captain Scott's Lobster Dock, after 8pm so that you "get more meat... because they've gotta use it up!"








"Goff"










Kielbasa








Leftovers







Clipboards











Short-sleeved shirts with a front pocket











New England Clam Chowder








Sean Connery and / or The Hunt for Red October










Ohio State & Ohio State Paraphernalia








Jumbo Shrimp










Thanksgiving










Air Conditioning
(pictured: living room circa July)








Frostees










Naps








"Lopes"










Broadway Music Compilations

THE question at Ocean City

Hey, do you get internet in here????

Cheese

Hearing Aid Time?

"Alli! Do you want me to bring any drinks for you for the car ride?" - Kim

"Dad - you know that I have tons of drinks I can take from work" - Alli

"Let me rephrase myself..." - Kim

"NO! I don't need any drinks" - Alli

"What'd you say?" - Kim

"NOOO! I DONT WANT ANYTHING!" - Alli

"Okay well you don't have to shout" - Kim

Packing for Dummies

K "Now, Elaine, when you're packing the car, make sure you maximize allllll the space"
E "yeah, Kim, got it"
K "And you're gonna wanna..."
E "...fill up the tank?"
K "yes"
E "Kim, I think we can handle this"
K "and remember, with that back seat folded down, there's those pockets where you can stick things in front of it" (note: usually where he likes to put food)