Hearing Aid Time?

"Alli! Do you want me to bring any drinks for you for the car ride?" - Kim

"Dad - you know that I have tons of drinks I can take from work" - Alli

"Let me rephrase myself..." - Kim

"NO! I don't need any drinks" - Alli

"What'd you say?" - Kim

"NOOO! I DONT WANT ANYTHING!" - Alli

"Okay well you don't have to shout" - Kim

Packing for Dummies

K "Now, Elaine, when you're packing the car, make sure you maximize allllll the space"
E "yeah, Kim, got it"
K "And you're gonna wanna..."
E "...fill up the tank?"
K "yes"
E "Kim, I think we can handle this"
K "and remember, with that back seat folded down, there's those pockets where you can stick things in front of it" (note: usually where he likes to put food)

Squeak, squeak, whirrrr... squeak, squeak, whirrrr

Can you feel the father/daughter love?

How was dinner last night?
Love,
Dad

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Delish!!! We got beef dumplings and tuna tartar to start. Then we had the pork which was awesome and THEN it came with coconut cake - a HUGE slice! I was defi stuffed by the end!
Love,
Alli

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Good! Better run 20 miles to burn all that off!

Typical night at the grill

Scooterology 101 x 4

When asking a potential client their personal deets:

"Ok, how tall are ya?"
pause.
"How heavy?"

Bill's Best Kim Impersonation