One Large Vanilla Cone Please

Post 'extra meat filled lobster rolls' at Capt Scott's

"Guess where we're going NEXT? MICHAEL'S for some ICCEEE CREAAAMMMM!!! YEAA DAWWGGG!! (insert fist pump)" - Kim J. Kaiser

To Kim, there's no such thing as a "missed call"

I call Dad from the Rockies game. He picks up and shouts "ALLI! I'm driving down the road right now with an ice cream cone in one hand and the other with my cell phone - I'm, I'm just gonna have to call you back OKAY???"

Yeah dawg!!!

Bill: Went to the Sox game with your mom and Kimbo on Friday.

Bill: Well if you ever want to see Kim get really happy, buy him a helmet full of ice cream. He was pumped.

UPDATE

Kim comes into my room "I figured instead of emailing I'd take a walk down here" ya know, all the way down the hallway from his room to mine.

Then the killer: "I think I'm going to take Sunday out."

What is he going to do when I move out? Actually hire a secretary?

"Elaine, can you make me a new schedule. The one I've got has allll these black marks on it. I mean, I I I I can't see anything!" He then pulls out his old schedule...
"See allll this (he's now pointing to each black spot) here and here and here. It's.. ugh.. it's just no good."

So I make him his new weekly schedule, Monday thru Saturday just like the old one, and email it to him to see if it's okay because I KNOW there is going to be something he wants to change about it (and this is after I asked him to sketch me out what he wanted and he refused).

His email response back: "Do they have a Sunday?"

Who is they?!

Typical Phone Convo

Well Alli, thanks for calling I appreciate it... And I REALLY appreciate that you called when there wasn't any GARBAGE noise in the background. So I guess I'll uh... I'll see ya when I see ya!!

Internet prowess

A recent series of emails about his website:

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Betsey --> Kim
Do you use the same email for the website (xxxxx@yahoo.com) or do you have a separate one for new england mobility? we're fixing the contact form, which i think is why your number of emails went down. let me know today if possible!

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Kim --> Betsey
Do not know if I have a separate e-mail address. I thought newenglandmobility.net no?

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Betsey --> Kim
But you said that you weren't getting a lot of emails from the website... so what email account were you checking to know whether or not emails were coming in?

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Kim --> Betsey
Is newenglandmobility.net an e-mail address? If so I have been getting very few e-mails.

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Betsey --> Kim
www.newenglandmobility.net is your website, not your email address. did emails from interested clients come into your xxxxx@yahoo.com or do you have a different one that's like, newenglandmobility@hotmail.com or something? conclusion: when you check your emails do you only check xxxxx@yahoo.com or is there another account that you only have for emails from the website?

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Kim --> Betsey

The only e-mail that I check is xxxxx@yahoo.com

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Betsey --> Kim
ok

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Kim --> Betsey
Sorry about all the confusion but consider who you are dealing with... An imbecile

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